Schwarzman’s birthday party – any regrets?

Any regrets about the now-infamous birthday party, Steve?

That was the question asked by Fortune Magazine’s Andy Serwer at an intimate breakfast gathering at posh New York restaurant Per Se.

For those that have forgotten, Schwarzman’s 60th birthday party on Valentine’s Day in 2007, to which hundreds of guests were invited, featured British rocker Rod Stewart, comedian Martin Short, singer Patti LaBelle, two Harlem choirs and a marching band. It came to symbolize an era of excess — memories that some would now rather forget.  Months later, the financial crisis hit and Blackstone’s stock plummeted. It is currently about a quarter of its June 2007 IPO price.

“Obviously, I wouldn’t have wanted to do that and become some kind of symbol of that period of time — who would ever wish that on themselves? No one,” said Schwarzman, when asked if he’d do it again.

Lazard’s Bruce Wasserstein, being interviewed by Fortune alongside Schwarzman, chimed in:  “It was a great party”.

Schwarzman noted that his 61st birthday this year was muted. “61 is just fine. You notice it was quiet,” he said.

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Very, very frightening

fail 300x200 Very, very frightening at vixtrade.comIf Frankenstein isn’t scary enough for you, the enterprising folks at benandhank.com have Hank Paulson and Ben Bernanke masks ready just in time for Halloween!

That’s right — for the low, low price of $79.90 and you can get a latex mask of “Evil Hank” and “Evil Ben“. If you’re looking for a Halloween costume, though, move fast — Bernanke masks are sold out and only a handful of Paulson masks remain.

For the more thrifty consumer, Forbes has posted printable masks for its list of the scariest people of 2008. The magazine has included the Presidential candidates on this year’s list, as well as Paulson, Bernanke, Dick Fuld and Jimmy Cayne.

And if you’re still at a loss for a costume for Friday — how about going as the U.S. economy? Not much seems much scarier these days.

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The 800lb albatross in the room

delta21 The 800lb albatross in the room at vixtrade.comThe logic behind Delta’s purchase of Northwest was based on the price of oil staying above $100 a barrel. This is what the parties sold to unions, shareholders, creditors and politicians when making the case for the deal; the airline industry was going to have to overhaul everything about its business to manage costs.

New high-efficiency jets were going to be rolling off Boeing’s assembly lines, and airlines would have to find billions of dollars to buy them. Yes, prices for carry-on luggage would keep rising, and free in-flight peanuts could become a thing of the past. Worries about an economic malaise derailing vacation plans and choking corporate travel budgets would grow to full-blown fear of the worst recession in generations by the time the Delta-Northwest deal was struck.

The new, larger Delta will be an international powerhouse with unparalleled scheduling and pricing strength with service to 375 cities worldwide, experts said. The company estimates $2 billion in cost savings and revenue enhancements annually from the merger.

With savings like that, it’s a whole lot easier to forget the high-oil-price argument. The deal is expected to reignite merger plans throughout the industry, as the logic shifts to competitiveness rather than cost. Oh sure, there may still be a recession to deal with, but cutbacks in capacity are already offsetting some of that. Airline investors are so beaten down that they’ll probably be willing partners — and heck, perhaps airlines can use their costly fuel hedging strategies to convince the Fed to lend a hand. There’s a place in the handout line right behind GM.

Deals of the day:

* Top miner BHP Billiton’s chief executive ruled out adding a cash sweetener to its all-share $69 billion offer for rival Rio Tinto, saying financial turmoil hitting commodity markets was no reason to change.

* Newcrest Mining, Australia’s largest gold producer, sees ample acquisition opportunities ahead and its low debt levels mean it has the firepower to take advantage of them, it said.

* The head of Mazda Motor > said he did not expect any change in the Japanese automaker’s relationship with Ford Motor, amid reports that the struggling U.S. automaker would sell part of its controlling stake.

* British billing and support systems company Intec Telecom Systems said it ended talks about a potential offer for the company, given current market volatility and the fact that it had not received a suitable offer.

* An Italian investor group planning to buy Alitalia was in a stand-off with unions, after failing to agree on new work contracts at late-night talks, unions said.

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Are Tech Stocks Cheap Yet?

It’s not a day in the markets these days without a 400-point swing up and down, or maybe down then up, or maybe all of the above. We asked TechTicker contributor and noted author and investor Andy Kessler what he thought of tech stocks and the markets in

Forget your banking career – join the IRS

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In yet another sign of tough times on Wall Street, dejected financial professionals were among those lined up yesterday for a shot to work for none other than the IRS, the New York Times reports. It’s a curious career move until you look at the circumstances: the battered banking sector has been cutthroat in its downsizing, leaving virtually no job safe. But can anyone remember the last time the IRS downsized?

“You could get a lucrative job in the financial market right now, but how long can you keep it?” says ex-Lehman Brothers staffer Jean Delice. “Everywhere I look, I see layoffs. If I take a $10,000 or $20,000 pay cut, in the long run, I’m ahead. The government is not in the trading business. It will be around.”

Now may be as good a time as any to cut and run, especially given NY Attorney General Andrew Cuomo’s recent warning that it may be illegal for banks to pay bonuses with government money. In yet another blow to anyone dreaming of a fat bonus, a new study shows that nearly two-thirds of big U.S. companies have banned their chief executives from keeping hefty bonuses when there are questions over executive conduct.

Are you thinking of leaving Wall Street behind? If so, what career suits someone with a financial background? Share your thoughts below.

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